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Bring Me Whatever You Want, Just Don't Spit In It.

Mon Nov 16, 2009, 7:01 PM
  • Mood: Neglect
  • Listening to: some random asian thing on youtube
  • Reading: The Faceless Ones by Derek Landy
  • Watching: Inkheart
  • Playing: hide the salami with milly the moose
  • Eating: popcorn
  • Drinking: the tea knows all
so I REALLY need to get a whole bunch of bags of sand or something and put them in my trunk. it's quite necessary.

I went to see jamie today, we ended up going to wild ginger. it was taste and wonder. I like pad thai. much. I'm so used to dealing with gigantic frantic jack that scrawny frantic jamie'sdog was so incredibly easy to defeat. it pleased me. I stick my knee out when it comes for me, and it is suddenly on the floor over [i]there[/i]. horny little bugger though, thing needs a woman.

in other (and yet demi-related) news, I forgot to purchase my bodacious ladies. also, I cannot believe that bodacious is actually a word. I thought the 70's made it up. anyway, there's one of those things that goes around your license plate and it has golden bodacious ladies leaning backwards and I thought it was fantastic and it belongs on my old granny car. now. but then I forgot to go get them. this is a problem.

back to the bags of sand, I was returning from fraternization with jamie, and went by that savers on jewell and wadsworth to look for jeans, as all of my are now holey (that does not look spelled right, does it?) or too big to wear comfortably. which is sad, because the two pairs of jeans that are too big around the waist are my favorites that came from the crypt and the gap. what was I saying? oh right, so I really need to stop buying things, except jeans, but I simply cannot make myself go into that place and ONLY look at jeans. it's impossible. what if I only looked at jeans and missed really awesome other clothes in the other clothes? or books! I can't take these kinds of chances, just can't.

on my way back from that savers I was on bowles and the light at lowell turned red. my car decided that it very suddenly did not or could not remember how to stop completely and I very literally came within an inch or so of rear-ending the little green car in front of me. they would've died. plus small bloody cube and me standing over to the side saying "god damnit, kristine!" it was potentially worrying for at least a second and a half. then on my way home from bemis I was on caley just a few blocks from broadway going at most 20 mph and the car lurches and maybe 2 seconds later I am quite facing the opposite direction from what I previously was that 2 seconds ago. no forewarning, no visible road issues, just 'oh hey, you're facing the other way...NOW.' luckily there was no one there.

so my car needs weight. lots of it. because these are not the first, last, or only instances of completely random sliding issues that I've had that were unrelated to my aptitude at driving in weather. there have been a few that were almost directly caused by my being new to driving and new to driving in weather and on the results of weather, but these were not caused by me.

I think I probably talked to much, forgot half or more of what i was going to say, and then there's the fact that I would assume no one's actually going to read this, so I'll stop talking now. typing. whatever...

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As anyone who pays even the slightest bit of attention will soon find, I am no artist. boy, how I wish I were. I play with words, and sometimes they play with me, but that's the closest I'll ever come. I'm here because I appreciate art. I'm here to see art, to be able to see all the fantastic things all the rest of you can do. I'm just saying, try not to get too angry with the fact that I have nothing interesting up. I would if I could.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: in front of the computer
  • Interests: music, boys, reading (fantasy and sci fi)
  • Favourite movie: something along the lines of Labyrinth
  • Favourite band or musician: far too many to choose from...
  • Favourite genre of music: anything but hip hop (with a few exceptions)
  • Favourite artist: Clive Barker
  • Favourite poet or writer: Poe, obviously
  • Favourite photographer: Annie Leibowitz, that picture of Ellen rocks
  • Favourite style of art: traditional
  • Operating System: *shifty eyes* yes please?
  • MP3 player of choice: HA! you talk to me like I have money...
  • Shell of choice: those mario turtles
  • Wallpaper of choice: human
  • Skin of choice: tiger...or possibly wombat
  • Favourite game: old school mario, yeah I suck at it
  • Favourite gaming platform: I don't play video games often
  • Favourite cartoon character: jesus! but since everyone will say that, yzma and cruela deVil
  • Personal Quote: Oprah says it's smaller
  • Tools of the Trade: a giant stuffed hedgehog, a fuzzy sword, 6 sugar cubes, and my unfaltering sense of altruism

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:iconmokhi:
thanks for the watch :D
keep in touch ^^

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:iconvomitingunicorn:
LOL everyone should see this ... it's HILARIOUS just Click here

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:iconvomitingunicorn:
don't click on that, its a virus [link]

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:icongyakusetsu:
I finally saw that Seinfeld... I had no idea you were a weird dutch guy.

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You were once shoved headfirst through someone's vagina. Why are you acting so dignified?

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:icongoblinqueeen:
Sorry for the delay but, thanks so very much for the watch, really very appreciated :)

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:iconmiguelanxo:
Give thanks for your favorites, I made a lot of illusion
:iconpanchoza:
thanks :)

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:iconmangospanker:
i don't remember, i think its cause if you're not a member they don't let you look at the nude pictures. but other than that, i don't have much reason to have an account
:icondianar87:
:aww: thank you so much :blowkiss:

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